Phrases I Never Thought That I Would Utter, Part 802
Man, it’s a good day in the NFL for guys named Pierre.
View ArticleWhich Would You Rather Have?
A medal lasts four years, but universal healthcare is forever.
View ArticleWednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging – Olympic Edition Pt. I
Weekly World News uncovers a Scandal! Apparently gamma radiation is the new HGH: [Apolo] Ohno and [Bode] Miller have won a total of 27 medals in various Olympic events. This is a record number of...
View ArticleWednesday Why-I-Love-The-Weekly-World-News Blogging – Olympic Edition Pt. II
I know, my previous Olympics post was a bit of a downer. But this uplifting story will be sure to raise your spirits again: The Winter Olympics are in full swing and America is transfixed. Even...
View ArticleInsufficiently Gay
Okay, granted I’m not an expert on the subject, but I would think that if there’s a possibility that your sexual orientation can get you beaten to death, then you should be allowed to identify yourself...
View ArticleWanker Of The Day
Shorter Bud Selig: MLB’s record on minority hiring is so awesome that there’s no reason for us to boycott Arizona. Um… what? Also, I assume he’s including minority ballplayers in his hiring percentages…
View ArticleMy New Favorite Sport
At last, a sport tailored to my level of athletic ability! (Comic by Married To The Sea)
View ArticleDarrelle Revis Has Decided To Make Jets Fans Hate Him
I wonder if he’s really saying “I want more money” – ‘cuz it kinda sounds like maybe he’s saying “I don’t want to play in New York.”
View ArticleMonday Media Blogging
Football trick throws by a really demonstrative guy: Also, pandas kinda suck at defense.
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